Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Complicated thoughts...
Ok enough abt the brainie stuffs. I've been abit frustrated and at the same time slacking. My rpoj is stucked for wks now and next thurs, is my final presentation....wah so fast huh? ya, so fast to my doom...no way...I donno wat to present since last time I've already almost presented all the more difficult stuffs then left the easier ones which wouldn't be nice to present again.
I asked my sup, he said, just present wad u've done after the first presentation and to presnt my problems and solutions to the accessor. ok lor, but my probs all no solutions one...but I guess no solutions le bah...been slacking for these few wks,not tht i wanted to but my proj stucked so do pardon.
Though I've slacked, I don seem to wanna come in here and blog cos it's hard to find a nice topic to tok abt....haiz~ ok lah...just abt it lah...when I got any funnier post then I'll blog lor or I'm bored enough to self entertain myself...
And oh ya...here to give my condolences to Beatrice Xu wei lun's family...poor gal, god just loves her too much to take her life away so fast and she's so young and talented!!! What a pity!!!
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Changed my blogskin again...
No choice, I just choose a pic tht I like and edited it but I still think tht my PS skills sux, I can't do well!! Quite disappointed in the results but I don have the mood to recreate another skin, I'll just leave it this way first...
Friday, January 26, 2007
NYP open house carnival
Ok, enough abt the new paper. Since I've already helped out for MIT whole day yesterday, today afternoon is my shift for the NYP open house, as tour guide....well, think I need a tour guide to teach me how b4 I become a tour guide...I don really noe NYP myself.
B4 beginning my tour guide, I took a souveniour frm the Mind sports game in the NYP lounge. see if u can solve it, it's quite tough and I'm surprised tht my dad can do it so easily!
Well, today made a new fren frm the Health Sciences. At first I tot she quiet one but in the end ok, not very quiet actually...nice toking to her...good, can make more frenz through tour guide. But very tiring and we have no good time management, think we took up too much time at the SHS (wah, if tht new fren eileen saw this sentence, she's gonna kill me!)....we exceeded the time limit of until 5.30pm and everything's quite rushed at the end of the tour. Well, nothing much to say lah.....smthng to confess abt: I've taken a goodie bag yesterday and today stealed a pen and calendar frm a goodie bag...
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
This is driving me crazy!!!!
I donno wad's wrong wif it, the ISDN BRI network can work except the PRI network...ok, I noe if anyone can cont' reading my this posting further, u're a pro...it's so dull and it contains all my lamentations of my FYP...very boring hor?
Ok lah, I shan't cont' lamenting on my proj. But then wad to say huh? Oh yah, yesterday, I'm being "molested" by this fat girl in the train...she was quite big sized and squeezing her way into the train, suffocating everyone but I don blame her lah, she was in a rush mah
Then when the train jerked for a while, her left hand come grabbing my left breast! Wah...first time molested by a woman...I donno where her other hand grabbed at wad thing but i know she was so damn embarrassed and scared tht I would give her a punch in the face for she looked at me and looked away immediately...
Next, she was breathing hard and when she breathes out, she was like blowing onto my left arm. Thanks gal, there's still some more residue on my arm...u can blow more....but the wind from her mouth was pretty strong....plus, she nv eat any clorets or mentos...sian!!!! Would rather use a hair dryer to blow my arm. Finally, YCK, and I pumped my way out of the train...I was late for the FYP thing cos the train moves damn slow and always stopping saying wad..."due to a train ahead, we have to stop for a while, sorry for any inconvenience caused"....well, do we have a choice? Except to accept ur apologies, SMRT? U win anyway in any case...
Monday, January 22, 2007
Wandering through my thoughts~
Ok, enough abt tht RZ....he don't recognise me anymore or he chose not to..I'm not sure, but I don care anyway...I hope not to see him again.
Yesterday, I played basketball wif tht funny elder bro of mine. I find myself stronger wif more muscles on my arm tht I was able to shot in a few 3 pt shot. Wow! Nv knew I could do it! Maybe the court design is for kids bah, so easier to shot in. Still fat and plump, can't reduce weight leh!!! I'm still heavy! Thanks to IAP for gaining tht extra 2 KG fats on my tummy!
Maybe is because yesterday played basketball too vigorous le, my arms very painful today and I'm a bit sick.....my nose keeps on running for marathon and my throat quite dry...wtf! Sorry, didn't mean to scold vulgarism here but I just wanna shout out loud! wtf! knn! kns! wth! okok lah...just a bit moody today.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Added a Tagboard
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Going to the university? Go for the talk first!
We went for the first talk which is the Com Eng talk and the lecturer is like talk and talk, preaching and only the impt pts are at the back...after tht, we went for lunch at the Marina Square (I think so bah) shopping centre.
The food court there had a very nice bird eye's view to the Esplanade and the CBD. I been eyeing for the Black Pepper Chicken Baked rice but I just don like tht uncle who was trying so hard to pull customers...saying:" The food is very yummy yummy delicious one! Wanna try? C'mon lah!" It made me feel like I was in Geylang watching those prostitutes asking for "extra services"....but I pity him lah, so I ordered it.
The food very yummy, and cheap, only abt $3.50 with a small bowl of creamy mushroom soup...hmm all worthwhile. Xi wen one is the Korean food with a very long fish tht is covering her whole arm...for once I tot she lost her arm.
After makaning, we walked back to the talk, but it was abt 25min b4 the next talk, so we went to the lvl bridal exhibition for those wedding thing. There is this young lady who had the longest legs I've ever seen which makes her looked like a stick insect...wah...feel the urge to step on her man...she was giving out the roses (fake one lah). I think she despises us lah, she would rather give it to an obasan than to us...wth?
Wah..the world's most shocking news!!! We saw an Ah Po (old lady) who was walking slowly and steadily to the entrance of the bridal exhibition....we looked at each other and Xi wen pointed out tht that Ah po actually very cool, even went for the NTU talk downstairs cos we can see her hand was holding on to the NTU plastic bag. haha...the most funny thing is, after the Ah po took the bridal exhibit plastic bag...maybe inside got free gifts lah, she actually went inside!!!
Xiwen said tht Ah Po is having her second spring while I think she's reminiscing of her past marriage with her old partner during the young days....and wanna relive it again...Hmm...we could've gone in and watch tht Ah Po wearing the beautiful wedding gown but we decided to give her some face lah...we went for the next talk.
Wah the EEE course lecturer very gibberish, xi wen and I think tht it's a pity he choses to be a professor at NTU rather than a business con man...can earn more money by cheating ppl mah...think if I studied tht course, and if I were to argue wif this professor, I sure lose one. Who can win him? He's an indian (no racist) and his accent is strong and he speaks so fast like a machine gun or AK 47. Must use a glenade to bomb at him to make him stop.
Next is the most interesting talk which is the Communication studies course...at first, the talk is given to two yr 1 students...the yr 1 guy damn cute leh! He's not very tall but his facial features very handsome! So charming when he smiles!!! haha the gal...hmm...eloquent bah.
The professor also very drama, he looked like austin powers and his actions too! I love the way he give a talk, sure entertaining and nobody would fall asleep! True power of giving a talk! Talk abt attention!!! The poor thing of whole NTU talk is tht nobody seems interested in the maritime studies....the table still got a whole stack of brochures there and I think the student sitting at the maritime studies booth is already lifting his legs up on the desk, sleeping soundly...even the room for the talk also placed at the far end ulu ulu place, might as well give a talk deep in the ocean!
So tht's it, I went back home very tired and wanna sleep, keep slapping my head to keep myself awake! I know this is a boring post but I just feel like it!
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Waiting for my gates to open to...???
Hmm...wat now? Just come here to blog blog, or go to toilet to shit shit to relieve stress....wah...how many times I go shit le? 2 times bah...haha maybe due to nervousness? Hmm...I think I'll need to take in a deep deep breath and let the air goes out either through my mouth or a "poot" from behind...hahahaha sorry lah, I very chor lor, not lady-like...I'll try to be more feminine lah but not now...too scary!
Counting down to the decision of my fate!
Monday, January 08, 2007
I'm being molested?!!!!
Yaya...I know what u're thinking....How can it be? How can this happen? Molested? A not good looking me being molested? Ya, but it's true and I'm being molested not by a human.....guess wat? No, not a ghost but by a mosquito!
Saturday went wif my family to the bottle tree village at Khatib there, a really good place for recreation and for the feeding of mosquitoes too! I donno why...I suddenly felt the urge to scratch, then suddenly, I noticed my right arm's much more bigger than my left arm. Did I carry weights? I don't remember buying any dumbells leh...
In less than a few seconds, my right arm's muscles grown much biger than b4...haha, those gym ppl must be getting jealous of me. It's so itchy and I hate tht idiot mosquito tht molested me! Well, since I got skin allergy, I hope tht mosquito after sucking my low pressure blood will sonner or later die or get another skin disease! It's not my first time being molested by mosquito...got one time one mosquito robbed away my first kiss which resulted me in having the beautiful African black ppl lips! (no racist)
Is my blood really tht tasty? Or my lips really tht sexy to mosquitoes? Ok, I had enough! I don wan mosquitoes...next time I'll try to put honey lip gloss to attract bees k? Then wat will it look like? Maybe I'll look like I always like to eat sausages bah....
Right now, I don think I'll have the time to blog...I'll probably blog a few days later after my interim presentation which is scheduled on thurs. God wish me well and may lady luck be on my side!!!
Thursday, January 04, 2007
New Year, New Hopes
I don't think I had the time to upload all the photos tht I had with my sec sch best fren on the 30 Dec....we went to eat Japanese food and we shopped for bags...the Jap food...hmm...yummy but it's too noisy, like I'm eating a raw fish at the lau pa sar (old market).
I've bought a new bag but a fake Puma bag at the Bugis village there..sorry lah, I don care abt all the copyright stuff cos I'm quite broke and no one donated any money to the poor "Cabomba Charity for Shuting" leh...I don wanna stand in the court and declare anything!
Yah, New Yr eve, my MIT 0413 frenz, my two "daughters" and stephie and her fren sue, yichuan, samuel clement and susu. We unique ly celebrate the new yr by watching a horrendous scary thailand ghost movie at 11 which ends at 1am and it's already new yr. Wasted my $9 dollars siah! I dare not see the movie and I think I've only seen the movie in 30% while the 70%, I'm closing my both eyes, pretending asleep.
I swear I'll nv wanna watch a horror movie again! I don like to waste money to let my peaceful soul be hurt! Ok, after the movie, we gals dare not go into the toilet cubical, scare hear weird sound then I finally see a ghost when I looked into the mirror...scary! Who's tht ugly gal with explosive hair? Walau, scare me to death siah!
In order to calm ourselves down, sue brought us to a back alley pub where her fren worked as a waitress. Actually it needed to be 25 yrs old and above to enter but we were priviledged! Hehe...yah, downstairs all the crazy high ppl go dance cha cha, we went upstairs play and drink. We played "guess punch" or in chinese "chai quan"...we purposely made Clement lose so many times and asked him to dance! Muahaha...should see his pillar dancing or chair dancing! He shook his butt around like a patient having a stroke at the hips..so sad (no offense to those stroke ppl).
We played, drank vodka and ram til around 3.30 am and some of my fren looked a bit drunk though they insisted tht they're sober. I took cab wif Angie and Kat and we alighted near Kat's hse. haha, Kat's father sure is very worried abt his daughter's safety, for he even told kat tht b4 she reached home, 12 buses had passed by...he was watching for his daughter through the window...awww...we also worried abt kat for she was a bit drunk and we sent her home right til at the doorsteps and watched til her father opened the door did we dare to leave.
I had to stay overnight at Angie's hse and a contrast to Kat is tht for Angie, it's her mother tht was worried abt her safety. wah, suddenly felt abit tired and the time tht I really fell asleep was around 5 am and I woke up at 10 am....went home after bidding goodbye to Angie and her family, I slep again at 12.30+ pm til 5pm...wah, think my previous life was a pig? So sleepy head!
Finally regained my consciousness but I was still abit lacking of energy. ok, tht's all for now....this article is long enough to make ppl go sleepy....night!
Friday, December 29, 2006
Slow network...showing off my lousy arts
Ok, enough about the network. I wonder if Yukimi and Eri had received my letter to them...Inside had some photos and the drawing which I've drawn about them.
This is Yamazaki Eri
This is Yukimi Amano
Ok, I know my drawing is too plain and simple and dull plus I don't have time to upload their "real" face photos or should I say the "like mountain real face wood" which is what we called "如山真面目" in chinese. I don't learn arts and I just simply like to draw. Maybe next time then I'll post their "like mountain real face wood" photos bah.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Merry Christmas!!!!!
Friday, December 22, 2006
I just can't resist the smile!!!
She and steven together again ar? Wait later another rumour...haha
I liked her "peace" sign wif her smile sure bring peace to me!
She's really very photogenic...same as she had won the miss photogenic title in her miss Chinese international competition.....good!
Sometimes...I really wanted her smile and how I wish I could exchange smiles wif her...maybe I go plastic surgery change my mouth into her one...hahaha...then I can charm down guys le...muahahahaha...but don have her beautiful eyes and nose leh...hmm...maybe I'll change them too. Then in the end I become Bernice liu le hahahaha! Sorry lah...my wicked thoughts.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Flooding Season
Yesterday and the day b4 yesterday was the most flooding days in December month. Wah...the rain keeps on raining non stop...and when I looked out of my window, I realised two things:
1) Since when I put up a nice shade of curtain that I couldn't even see the block next to mine?
2) Did I wash my hair? The shampoo I used must be made from the clouds...
Nah...it was raining so heavily tht if I don close my windows, I would have to thank god for giving me a free swimming pool to swim around. Ok, enough about windows...how am I going to get to sch? yah...good question. Dad will drive bro to his workplace cos more important mah and I very slow de, so I'll go to sch alone.
I bo bian had to take Bus 859 frm my hse to the mrt there. Of course, I had to bring my almost going to uprooted umbrella to shield myself from the devils of rain. Very pai seh when I opened my umbrella, three sides of it had dropped out, out of the 6 sides. Ppl must have thought tht why would there be a Beggar at this hour bringing a garanguni also don't want umbrella here?
I managed to reack YCK....and on my journey to NYP, one stupid car just drove past and I happened to withness a tsunami in Singapore just right in front of my eyes....the wave came splashing down on me...This is not the worst part. If I want to get drenched, I's rather, my whole body than to have my half body drenched.
Wad does it looked like? Well, to think I have a currypuff hairdo and half side of my hair been wet and flat. The other side of it still very "pong" explosive....wah...an alien from the outer space? Thanks to tht "F9" car driver who generate tht tsunami. I'm so cold, even my lump of fats also cannot help to keep my body warm. I think my fats also frozen lah...
When I go back home, NYP also a bit flooded and my shoes inside also flooded....thank u rain for helping me wash my smelly feet.
Today morning very "song"! The rain had stopped and again, when I looked out of my window, WAH and WOW! The most beautiful clear scenery had appeared b4 my eyes...it's very clear and I could see malaysia far away with the breeze, cooling sensation! Well, but I couldn't say if afternoon would be the same as morning so song....
I know tht since Singapore don have snow, it'll rain...and the christmas song must change to:
"You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why, Singapore is flooding heavily..."
Monday, December 18, 2006
True frenz are hard to find...
During FYP....if my studying jap frenz and his frenz didn't come and ask me to have lunch wif them, I think I would have been alone all the while and yah..to think of it, will make me depressed...I can make fren easily, eat out wif them but to find a common topic to talk abt would be not easy to do so..maybe my horoscope is Cancer which explains why.
One day, I can even count the number of words I speak...so few! Gonna become mute le! One thing is tht now my previous MIt0413 classmates all having study break now for abt 3 wks and as a result, I would have no one to play wif...my two siow gals also break...all my dear frenz all having break while I'm the only one having my FYP...my sec sch frenz also quite busy..miss them and gonna meet them out sometimes...
sorry, today no jokes, no humours to entertain, just my lamentation of my loneliness..."lonely, I am so lonely..I have nobody....."
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Blogskins design..I'm sucked at it!
The only part tht I'm extremely unhappy about is the below part tht will appear awkward as it doesn't blend after the repeat of the background...I donno how to make it looked perfect like the previous ayumi blogskin tht Kat had helped me to do...
I feel so bad for my design skills...I'll try to improve on it....but right now, I'm tired...so laugh all u want at my poor design skills...I'm not meant for it.
However, I still wanna try out more on design...seems so much fun and as for this Bernice liu layout, I didn't do it quite well...anyway, thanks for mich for giving me suggestions but she's too busy so I won't bother her much but she's a very good designer and helpful gal...
I still wanna thanks Kat for her first ayumi layout for me though I'm afraid tht she'll scold me for changing away hers...hahahahahaha...ok lah, tht's all for now.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
A time of violence and a time of embarrassment
We were all siow ones and we played very violent and again...I think I've accidentally hit tht Zhi Hao or Kelvin's back...wah gonna create a feud between us le..last time, I accidentally crushed his thumb, donno he still got the thumb for identity or not....nvm, still got right thumb for thumbprints....Well, here to say sorry to him cos if we cont' like this, sooner or later he's gonna end up in hospital and me, in the prison cell....
The best part I like about badminton is tht I could exercise my arms and if the shuttlecock doesn't hit my badminton racket (tht is I missed), at least I could slam my flabby arms forward to hit the shuttlecock..hehehe, no one will noe...
While I'm tired abt playing badminton after one hr, I played a table tennis without "table" tennis. I hit the ping pong ball wif my table tennis racket to the wall and bounced back and hit again...then suddenly, the similar history repeated of mingli's flying badminton racket. No, it wasn't the racket tht shoot off like a rocket, this time round, it's my sole of the left shoe. Bo bian...I took off my shoes and played badminton..
I was so embarrased when I smelled my hong kong feet...even after I washed my feet for a while, I could still smell it! I donno if other ppl had an experience of the unique Hong Kong "feng wei" the wind stomach..well, I think they did smell it...anyway, hereby to say sorry for the suffocation...all thanks to the smelly covered lousy track shoes.
First time I experieced having a long short leg cos I still wear tht shoes home with one side's sole missing. I really really symphatise those physically disabled ppl...ok, enough abt yesterday since it's history already and I hated studying history...
Today, my frenz having their ICT proj management common test...omg, it's the dryest module I've ever studied, even worser than the maths tht ah Lam teached. At least during miss lam's lesson, I still can hear the "melody" of her voice which always kept me awake! Good luck to all my fren who took the test today...and thank u for accompanying me for lunch, I love u all! And have a safe journey to the Hougang mall...don get bombed by the terrorist!
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Injuries inquiries
Today doing the configuration for the router all these stuffs...haiz...alot of errors encountered. Donno wad to do...3rd wk le. Think gonna ask ah ang for help again. Today I intend to play badminton wif my fren they all and tht Katherine phua wanted to play table tennis, so I brought the rackets for her but no ping pong balls...hahahahaha....she go and buy some balls le.
Just now having a chat wif Mich online...the webmistress of the Bernice liu network website....gonna "tou shi" from her...learning some of the web design basics...she really very pro, only 15 and can create such a magnificent splendid website!!!! She really had talent in it. But I scared she'll feel very frustrated, so I said I'll ask her more next time....haha, maybe next time she won't be online for me to chat wif her and bombard her wif so many questions le...muahahaha!
Today is another sian day, don feel like putting in any humour inside this post, cos I can't think of one nice nice one and not much of a particular topic to tok abt. Hmm...donno wad I've done to make my tummy so bloated wif air...always wanna fart but I "ren!" cos I'm inside the air con room...Wad if I farted? Then it's like the catastrophe with the earthquake, tornado, hurricane, volcanic eruption, flooding, tsunami all came crashing down on Singapore. Powderful huh?
I don wan to write any essays here le lah...too tired to write and I've been trying to change my blogskin cos it's been so long tht I used ayumi as my blogskin and wanna try Bernice or ron but most probably, Bernice. I'll try to do the skin on saturday or so when I'm not in school....sian!
Monday, December 11, 2006
Are u rude enough?
Well, all I can say is tht, for some ppl, they don need to say anything to prove tht they are rude, actions will do...Why do I say tht? Cos in the mrt train, especially in the morning when there are so many ppl cramming together, there will be this "some guy" who would still open their arms wide wide to read newspaper despite tht some other ppl already had their face attached to the door.
C'mon...if u wanted to read newspaper, pls alight the train or when the train aren't tht crammed.....if u don, at least spray some perfume under ur armpit pls.....the flu season is over...u don want ppl to suffocate without blocked nose do ya?
Today morning when I was about to alight the train, there's this kiasu "big" woman who rushed her way out of the train, hitting ppl with tht ugly bag of hers. I don understand what's the rush about..the door was only a few metres away frm her and it's not as if she would get trapped or fall down into the train tracks and become another ba chor? The door wouldn't close so fast and gripped ur shaking fats one lah....
I hated this kind of ppl...I wanted to alight too at the same station and this woman just push her way through by hitting ppl faces wif tht smelly bags of hers. I don think it's a branded bag cos I don see any brand. I think right now, I still had the scar of the crocodile skin on my face.
And there's these ppl who would come in and when failed to find a place to sit, they would find a place to lean against. And when all the favourables "leaning against" areas had been taken, they'll leaned against the pole tht ppl put their hands on for tight gripping for balances. And then, many ppl would take back their hands in pain after the slamming of some piggy's back onto their hands. I noe, this kinda ppl just wanted to show off their pole dancing skills, since they had failed to prove themselves in the "so u think u can dance" audition. And they would say "Come sum apa music!" (the jacky wu's words)...and funny enough, there would be someone playing some music for them to dance on.
There may be more rude cases but I'm too tired to highlight all these dumbass. So how rude are you in being courteous? The courtesy lion no longer had a place in our hearts do we? Sad to think tht so...
Friday, December 08, 2006
Sleeping Ugly....

No, don get me wrong, I wasn't refering to this gal but me. Yah, today after eating lunch wif my fren, I returned to the lab (nice story huh?). Halfway, I feel so sleepy like a pig tht initially, I was sleeping with my head still off the desk. Yah, but my head wasalways dropping down and hit the desk tht I had to pull my hair to keep it upright while sleeping. I think I had blueblack on my forehead le...hmmm hope the blueblack should be like a moon like justice bao.
Since it's so hard to slp upright, I tilted my head >180 degree til my head banged against the desk. Again, blueblack. It wasn't until the lab tech waked me up...wah if I'm a guy huh, at this moment I'll fall in love wif her cos normally it's like the TV series like when a guy is blur or smthg, and u see a beautiful woman standing b4 u, u tend to see an angel even though it may be ur hallucination tht this "beautiful" lady may be a "ru hua". No, the lab tech is not ugly lah...
Maybe it's my snore and bad breath tht filled the whole lab tht alerted her plus the lack of oxygen being taken up by my big mouth and small lungs tht she needed an oxygen but didn't have, so she waked up by slapping my head....Oh no! she must have seen my ugly face while sleeping wif the nostrils wide apart and some nose shit inside.
Yah, after this, I dare not slp le cos I'm afraid my nose may shoot out the nose shit on her face if she wakes me up again....







